I stood outside on the street when I heard an ice cream truck noise.
“Ice cream! I cream cone!” I screamed.
I ran into the middle of the road until the truck stopped. Then I ran around to the side. There was an overweight 40-something Hispanic woman serving ice cream in the back. She gave me the ice cream, and I decided to shove it up my asshole. I made an effort to maintain eye contact through the process of paying and unzipping my pants. “Cold! Cold!” I screamed.