Severe Anal Autism(R)

If you need evidence of some severe Anal Autism(R), look no further than this fag who wrote about Git.  What is Git?  In short, it’s Shit.  Turbo Anal Shit. It is a computer program written by people with Anal Autism(R) designed to help you keep track of your files.  So what’s wrong with it?

First off, everything about it is retarded.  Let’s say you want to back up your files.  What do you do?  The answer is that you need to enter a series of commands that always end in the phrase “origin master” and “head +1 -Upperscore Root HEAD –HARD”.  I mean, isn’t that obvious?  Are you some kind of retard?  The people who wrote the program are mad that they have no friends and because their dicks have disintegrated from masturbating 400,000 times per month their entire lives, even while they were fetuses.  In fact, only while they were fetuses, because after that, their dicks came off in eutero and were crapped out during their mom’s period.  Wait, you have periods while you’re pregnant, right?  Ok, right, just making sure.  And by eutero, I mean poopero, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, the point is that when they got crapped out of their mom’s vagina, their parents didn’t know what gender they were supposed to be.  Their parents were like, “EUUEUGHEGUEGH, WHAT?” and they just shit their pants.  So the doctor was like, “You fags…” and stabbed the baby fetus in the back of the head with a pair of scissors.  This caused the baby to receive Anal Autism(R).  Ever since that day, these people have never been able to figure out why there were so lonely and had such low self esteem.  Could it be because they have no social skills because they spent their entire life on a computer typing “sudo master /.git head –Hard” only to spend 16 hours figuring out that it was actually “–Hard –Boner”?  No, nothing wrong with their lifestyle, nothing at all.  Regardless, they are angry at the world.  Or they are just stupid.  Who really knows.

I bet these people get home from work after someone looks at them and smiles, and they shit their pants and almost choke on their own smelly fat flakes of skin that are up their butt or something, and they’re like, “EUEUGHUEGU I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THIS SITUATION BECAUSE I HAVE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE BEING SUCH A NIGGER!” and then the person looks at them awkwardly and they cry and shit their pants and then they get home and fall to their knees at scream at the ceiling, “REVERT MASTER HEAD GIT PUSH MASTER ORIGINNN!!!!!” but they can’t revert real life, because it doesn’t work that way.  And then they find a random keyboard that isn’t plugged into anything and keep mashing CTRL+Z and screaming “UNDOO, UNDO!!! REVERT MASTER ORIGIN HEAD PUSH –HARD!!!!” but they can’t undo their mistakes.  Their life cannot be organized anally like a computer program.  And that is the folly of Anal Autism(R).

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Anal Mind Dump (AMD) #1

a world where time works in reverse and feelings are felt in reverse.  aka man walks backwards to toilet, sits down, and shit flies up his asshole, but they dread the feeling of being empty and love the feeling of being full of shit.

 

the short film about guy whose torso prolapses and head crushes and his mouth is trying to fit out his asshole.  when intenstine flaps in front of alligotor mouth it snaps at intenstine, eventually bites it, and intestine part flies back out of intestines and makes a fart noise when hitting the ground

 

dream starts with “mommy nooo” and is about him facefucking his own mom with a dildo attached to his ass.  he poops on her while she dies.  then he wakes up from his dream and rubs his eyes.  he sighs and poops the bed.  then he wraps up the poop in his sheet and starts swinging it around.  he swings it through his legs and it hits him in the ass or dick, which makes him jizz and/or fart .

then he lubes up his michael jordan dildo and attaches it to his desk chair.  he rolls his wrists and his neck like a faggot getting ready for a fight and slowly inserts the dildo before logging into nba.com or youtube comment section or forums and talks about how lebron is not yet in the conversation as michael jordan.