Severe Anal Autism(R)

If you need evidence of some severe Anal Autism(R), look no further than this fag who wrote about Git.  What is Git?  In short, it’s Shit.  Turbo Anal Shit. It is a computer program written by people with Anal Autism(R) designed to help you keep track of your files.  So what’s wrong with it?

First off, everything about it is retarded.  Let’s say you want to back up your files.  What do you do?  The answer is that you need to enter a series of commands that always end in the phrase “origin master” and “head +1 -Upperscore Root HEAD –HARD”.  I mean, isn’t that obvious?  Are you some kind of retard?  The people who wrote the program are mad that they have no friends and because their dicks have disintegrated from masturbating 400,000 times per month their entire lives, even while they were fetuses.  In fact, only while they were fetuses, because after that, their dicks came off in eutero and were crapped out during their mom’s period.  Wait, you have periods while you’re pregnant, right?  Ok, right, just making sure.  And by eutero, I mean poopero, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, the point is that when they got crapped out of their mom’s vagina, their parents didn’t know what gender they were supposed to be.  Their parents were like, “EUUEUGHEGUEGH, WHAT?” and they just shit their pants.  So the doctor was like, “You fags…” and stabbed the baby fetus in the back of the head with a pair of scissors.  This caused the baby to receive Anal Autism(R).  Ever since that day, these people have never been able to figure out why there were so lonely and had such low self esteem.  Could it be because they have no social skills because they spent their entire life on a computer typing “sudo master /.git head –Hard” only to spend 16 hours figuring out that it was actually “–Hard –Boner”?  No, nothing wrong with their lifestyle, nothing at all.  Regardless, they are angry at the world.  Or they are just stupid.  Who really knows.

I bet these people get home from work after someone looks at them and smiles, and they shit their pants and almost choke on their own smelly fat flakes of skin that are up their butt or something, and they’re like, “EUEUGHUEGU I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THIS SITUATION BECAUSE I HAVE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE BEING SUCH A NIGGER!” and then the person looks at them awkwardly and they cry and shit their pants and then they get home and fall to their knees at scream at the ceiling, “REVERT MASTER HEAD GIT PUSH MASTER ORIGINNN!!!!!” but they can’t revert real life, because it doesn’t work that way.  And then they find a random keyboard that isn’t plugged into anything and keep mashing CTRL+Z and screaming “UNDOO, UNDO!!! REVERT MASTER ORIGIN HEAD PUSH –HARD!!!!” but they can’t undo their mistakes.  Their life cannot be organized anally like a computer program.  And that is the folly of Anal Autism(R).

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